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Latest Episode 030 • Thursday, November 5, 2026
FLORIDA EXECUTES TONIGHT, CALIFORNIA EMPTIES DEATH ROW! Colt and Maxine Fight Over Life and Death as the State Carries Out Its 19th Execution of the Year — Plus the Midterm Blame Game, Israel’s Deadlock, and a Caller Who Blames the Lizard People!
Tonight at six, Florida is scheduled to carry out its 19th execution of 2026 — Jesse Guardado, convicted in the 2004 robbery-murder of 75-year-old activist Jackie T. Malone, who had helped him after his release from prison — while California Governor Gavin Newsom commutes all 565 death sentences in his state to life without parole. Colt and Maxine spar over whether the state has the right to take a life, and whether it has the competence, as callers Garrett, Darlene, Warren, Marla, Janet and Travis light up the lines — until Travis eats the dump button mid-lizard-people rant. Plus: the midterm blame game as Vance blames the war and DeSantis calls the losses near-extinction, Israel’s election deadlock, a plane crash near New Smyrna Beach, the Volusia County Fair opening today, and Amendment 3’s 129-million-dollar hole.
Episode 029 • Wednesday, November 4, 2026
FLORIDA STAYS RED WHILE AMERICA TURNS BLUE! Donalds Makes History, Democrats Sweep Congress, and a Neighbor Hauls Sandbags for the Man Who Voted Against Him — Plus Loud Toast, a Texas Shock, and Rooney’s River-Water Tears!
Colt and Maxine fight over the morning-after map — Byron Donalds’ one-point win makes him Florida’s first Black governor and the first Black Republican governor anywhere, while Democrats flip seven Senate seats and seize both chambers of Congress, and Amendment 3’s property-tax cut stampedes to sixty-two percent. Callers Rooney, Danica, Calder, Jovie, Branton and Brenna light up the lines — Rooney voting with water in his shoes, Danica celebrating a history she voted against, Calder demanding Texas explained like he’s five, Jovie splitting her ticket and getting loud toast from Dad, Branton preaching the tax-cut gospel, and teacher Brenna letting her sixteen-year-olds sum up the whole election in two sentences — until Rooney’s encore gets the dump button mid-punchline. Plus: new faces on the Volusia County Council, and the St. Johns River at four feet near DeLand, headed for four point seven by Sunday.
Episode 028 • Tuesday, November 3, 2026
TWO FEET OF RAIN ON ELECTION DAY! Florida Underwater, Polling Places Moved, and a Man Kayaked to Vote — Colt Blames the Sky, Maxine Blames the Developers, Plus Amendment 3 and a Runaway Inflatable Gator!
Historic flooding swamps eastern Central Florida — up to two feet of rain, a 1-in-1,000-year deluge, seven counties under a state of emergency, and the St. Johns River rising toward moderate flood stage near DeLand. Colt and Maxine spar over whether developers or Mother Nature deserve the blame, Amendment 3’s giant homestead tax cut gets the same treatment, and Election Day goes on anyway — with 57 million early ballots already cast and gas at a record Election Day price. Callers Marcellus, Shanice, Judson, Tyrese, Latrice and Ebony light up the lines — and Ebony eats the dump button mid-gator saga.
Episode 027 • Monday, November 2, 2026
ELECTION EVE EXPLOSION! 165 MILLION DOLLARS, FIVE PAINTED TREES IN ORLANDO, AND A RECORD 54 MILLION EARLY VOTES — Colt Says Money Talks, Maxine Says Poll Workers Are the Real Heroes, Plus Iran, Israel and a Flood Watch!
Election eve in Florida: Byron Donalds has spent 165 million dollars on the governor’s race while David Jolly pitched DeLand on housing, health care and education — and in Orlando, swastikas were painted on at least five trees outside an early voting site, confirmed by the Orange County Supervisor of Elections to WESH-2. Plus: a record 54 million early ballots cast nationwide, the president’s closing argument at the Lincoln Memorial, Iran’s Doha talks, Israel’s deadlocked election, and a flood watch over Volusia County. Callers Zebediah, Kipton, Roxanne, Delbert and Belinda light up the lines — and Delancey eats the dump button for bringing “documents.”
Episode 026 • Friday, October 30, 2026
TWO DAN SULLIVANS ON ONE BALLOT! Alaska Senate Race Explodes Into State, Federal and House Probes Four Days Before the Midterms — Colt Calls It a Stunt Double, Maxine Calls the Preemptive Lawsuit a Threat, Plus Spain’s Rail Horror and Volusia’s Early-Vote Surge!
Alaska’s Senate race is under state, federal and congressional investigation days before November 3 after a report that operatives tied to Mary Peltola’s campaign helped recruit a second candidate named Dan Sullivan — Colt calls it fishing for mistakes, Maxine warns a Justice Department bid to block certification is a head start on a tantrum. Plus: Miami-Dade transit faces a $29 million hit from a property-tax referendum, Volusia County tops 25 percent turnout with nearly 103,000 ballots cast, and Spain mourns 69 dead after a high-speed train collision near Urda. Callers Talbot, Astrid, Cesar, Flora, Inigo and Margaux light up the lines — and Inigo eats the dump button for going from one scandal to every scandal ever.
Episode 025 • Thursday, October 29, 2026
TALLAHASSEE LOST YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER! Florida Breach Exposes 4.9 Million — Colt Wants a Pink Slip, Maxine Wants the Receipts, Plus 41,000 Federal Workers Doxxed and Spain’s Rail Horror!
The Florida Department of Education admitted Thursday that a breach of its student financial aid website may have exposed personal information, including Social Security numbers, for roughly 4.9 million people — and Colt wants a name and a pink slip while Maxine demands the system be fixed, funded, and stripped of old files. Plus: a dataset dubbed Icepick exposes records for more than 41,000 Homeland Security staff, Spain mourns at least 68 dead in a high-speed rail collision, and DeLand volleyball storms into the state semifinals behind Eden Knapp’s 28 kills. Callers Guthrie, Linden, Brannon, Dario and Halloway light up the lines — and Sayer eats the dump button for connecting the breach to the volleyball team.
Episode 024 • Wednesday, October 28, 2026
HE FLED THE COUNTRY AND LANDED IN MIAMI! Defeated Brazilian Candidate Bolsonaro Touches Down at Opa-Locka Under Umbrellas as Colt Cheers the Great Escape and Maxine Calls It a Fugitive Run — Plus World Series Game 5 Tonight and 350 Volusia Voters Mailed the Wrong Ballot!
Flavio Bolsonaro, who lost Brazil’s presidential runoff Sunday to Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, landed in Miami Wednesday after a Brazilian judge banned him from leaving the country and ordered his passport surrendered — Colt calls it resourceful, Maxine calls it gone, and the State Department’s same-week visas get both hosts arguing. Plus: World Series Game 5 tonight in St. Petersburg with Milwaukee up 3-1, more than 34 million early votes already cast nationwide, Israel’s election deadlocked with no bloc near 61 seats, DeSantis handing out $100 million for springs and water projects, and the Volusia ballot mailing error that sent about 350 voters the wrong contests. Callers Kip, Nanette, Farrow, Delaney, Rye and Moss storm the lines — and Moss eats the dump button mid-rant about umbrellas and the bus to Orange City.
Episode 023 • Tuesday, October 27, 2026
FRIDAY IN DAYTONA! The President Rolls Into the Ocean Center, Donalds Says Florida Is Red, and the Early Vote Is a Polite Stampede — Colt Irons Two Shirts, Maxine Reads the Fine Print!
Colt and Maxine open Tuesday on Friday night in Daytona Beach — the president takes the Ocean Center stage at seven, doors at three-thirty, for Byron Donalds and Ashley Moody, four days before the November 3 election, with nine thousand seats and calls pouring in. Plus: Trump’s Texas swing with Heisman winner Johnny Manziel in tow; a Texas Senate money race topping 146 million; Israelis voting in their first election since October 7; Jordanian jets striking Syria and the Nassib crossing shut; the coastal flood warning running through Friday with king tides stripping New Smyrna sand; and DeLand police searching for a woman after a stabbing near International Speedway and Spring Garden. Callers Beckett, Arden and Harland are already in line.
Episode 022 • Monday, October 26, 2026
THE KIDS JUST TOOK A COUNTRY! Serbia’s Student-Backed List Crushes Vucic 139 Seats to 111 — Colt Calls It a Landslide With Confetti, Maxine Says Governing Is the Unglamorous Sequel! Lula Wins Brazil, Obama Rides In for Jolly and Nixon, and the Bulldogs Are District Champs!
Sunday in Serbia, the student-backed Students’ List won 139 of 250 parliamentary seats with 52.7% of the vote — Vucic conceded in 90 minutes, then blamed an “American deep state” — and Colt and Maxine spar over whether 250 political newcomers can actually govern a country. Plus: Lula takes Brazil’s runoff 51.8% to 48.2% as Bolsonaro refuses to concede; Obama endorses David Jolly for governor and Angie Nixon for Senate while Trump heads to a Daytona Beach rally Friday; the Justice Department sues to block Alaska’s Senate certification; and DeLand beats Mainland 46-27 for the District 2-6A title behind Taihj Moore’s 207 yards and four touchdowns. Callers Perrin, Dakota, Riley, Casey, Morgan and Jordan storm the lines — and Jordan eats the dump button for turning six segments into a weather system.
Episode 021 • Friday, October 23, 2026
WRONG BALLOT BOMBSHELL! 350 Volusia Voters Mailed SOMEBODY ELSE’S Ballot — Colt Smells a Rat, Maxine Smells a Vendor! Pentagon’s Heat Ray Headed for the Border, and No. 1 DeLand Volleyball Sweeps Into the Semis!
Supervisor of Elections Lisa Lewis says a vendor error sent about 350 Volusia mail ballots carrying another city’s contests — replacements go out today, eleven days to Election Day — and Colt wants the vendor’s name while Maxine calls it a caught-and-fixed rounding error. Plus: a leaked Pentagon memo puts the military’s Active Denial System — a heat ray that feels like opening a hot oven — on a seven-month “temporary loan” to DHS for border tactics testing; two Palestinian gunmen kill two soldiers at a Hebron checkpoint as Netanyahu clamps down on the West Bank four days before Israel’s first election since October 7; and No. 1 DeLand volleyball sweeps No. 8 Navarre 3-0 into Saturday’s semifinal. Callers Decker, Clio, Whitfield, Tobin, Remy and Verdine storm the lines — and Colt swears on the record he did NOT dump Decker.
Episode 020 • Thursday, October 22, 2026
49 TO 47! Florida Governor’s Race Is a COIN FLIP — Donalds Sweats, Jolly Surges on Independents! Treasury Bars Wall Street From Buying Homes, Kyiv Bombed Hours After “Peace” Talks, and Marlys Hijacks the Show for Bulldog Football!
The new University of North Florida poll has Byron Donalds at 49% and David Jolly at 47% — inside the margin of error with twelve days to Election Day — while independents break for Jolly by sixteen points and 11% of registered Republicans say they’ll vote for him; Ashley Moody’s Senate lead is shrinking too, and Maxine calls it a coin flip in a suit while Colt clings to the polling average. Also: the Treasury issued a proposed rule barring institutional investors who own 350 or more homes from buying single-family houses starting January 2027 — “Stopping Wall Street from Competing with Main Street Homebuyers” — and callers Corbin and Yazmin say the build-to-rent loophole could swallow it whole; Steve Witkoff sat with Putin for three hours, then 21 ballistic missiles hit Kyiv while Witkoff called Putin a “humanitarian” — veteran Gavril calls it “peace written on smoke.” Callers Rudyard, Soraya, Corbin, Yazmin, Gavril, Cleopatra and Marlys hit the lines — Cleopatra eats the dump button for blaming landlords for the missiles, and Marlys hijacks the last call to hype Friday’s DeLand Bulldogs at Mainland district title game.
Episode 019 • Wednesday, October 21, 2026
JUSTICE OR DISGRACE? Florida Executes 77-Year-Old Vietnam Vet — 18th Execution of 2026, Colt and Maxine Go to War! Trump Frees Teacher From Russia, Kissimmee Mayor Busted!
Florida executed William Reaves Jr., 77 — a Vietnam machine gunner whose jury never heard his 100%-disability PTSD verdict — the state’s 18th execution of 2026 at a record pace, and Colt calls it the line holding while Maxine calls it a country abandoning its veterans; caller Burt, a Vietnam vet himself, tells them the PTSD defense insults every vet who came home haunted and never shot anybody. Also: President Trump frees 74-year-old Michigan teacher Stephen Hubbard from a Russian prison with one phone call to Putin — no swap, nothing in exchange; Kissimmee Mayor Jackie Espinosa is arrested for allegedly steering $50,000 in COVID relief cash to family-tied businesses; and French and Belgian police raid the far-right Patriots for Europe offices over 700,000 euros in suspect contracts. Callers Riggs, Fallon, Burt, Darby, Fisk and Posey storm the lines — Fisk eats the dump button for calling the execution theater, and seventeen-year-old Posey reports her grandpa taught her the blinker is “a suggestion” in a church parking lot.
Episode 018 • Tuesday, October 20, 2026
DIESEL FROM PUTIN! Trump Buys Russian Fuel While His Envoys Sit in Oslo — Colt Fills the Tank, Maxine Reads the Receipts! RAYS TO THE WORLD SERIES!
President Trump announced a Russian diesel deal — 300,000 tonnes to start, half a million in November — while envoys Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner sat in Miami negotiating with Ukrainian officials, and Volodymyr Zelensky called it a “happy birthday present for Putin.” Secretary of State Marco Rubio, Florida’s own, spent forty-five minutes on the phone insisting Trump “issued no order to harm Ukraine” as Witkoff sat down with Zelensky in Oslo today before flying to Moscow. Meanwhile Trump’s approval craters to 31% in Reuters/Ipsos, he rolled out an $8 billion harvest fuel relief program in Kansas where the Senate race is suddenly a coin flip, the Volusia County Council votes tonight on banning large-scale data centers, and the Tampa Bay Rays are headed to the World Series against Milwaukee — first time since 1980 two teams with no previous championships meet in the fall classic. Callers Tex, Midge, Crane, Stella, Hoss and Dixie light up the lines — Crane hears server language in the speedway lights, Hoss declares war on his HOA and gets dumped, and lifelong Rays fan Dixie warns Colt not to jinx it.
Episode 017 • Monday, October 19, 2026
RUN THIS AD AND YOU’RE A CRIMINAL! Florida GOP Threatens Eleven TV Stations Over the Hope Florida Ad — Colt Cheers the Lawyers, Maxine Cries Censorship!
The Florida GOP filed in Highlands County court seeking a restraining order against the Florida Democratic Party, three Democratic candidates, and the owners of eleven Orlando and Tampa television stations — party lawyer Michael Sasso telling the Tampa Bay Times that broadcasting the ad’s “contest, gist, or import” from a grand jury report on the Hope Florida scandal would be a first-degree misdemeanor and criminal contempt of court. Ukraine launched the biggest drone barrage of the war — over a thousand drones in a single night — while President Trump waived Congress’s new Russia sanctions, and in France more than half a million people demonstrated Saturday before the night turned to arson, the 143-year-old Limoges town hall partially collapsing in flames. Callers Redell, Mardi, Crosby, Solenne, Ellery and Ludie storm the lines — Ellery asks why America is buying Russian diesel, the Stetson student Solenne schools both hosts on the First Amendment, and Ludie’s casserole burns during the France curfew story — plus early voting opens today in Volusia and Flagler counties.
Episode 016 • Friday, October 16, 2026
DESANTIS SHOUTING MATCH! Governor Yells at Hurricane Victims Over Closed Schools — Fishback Tells MAGA to Vote Democrat, Colt Is Speechless!
Governor Ron DeSantis rolled into Santa Rosa County for a Hurricane Isaias recovery presser and walked straight into a shouting match with residents furious over schools staying closed until October 19 — the superintendent admitting she was carrying out a DeSantis directive, the governor daring the crowd to “go ahead and do that” on records requests. Then Florida politics went full fireworks: GOP outsider James Fishback is telling his 174,000 primary voters to back Democrat David Jolly, with AI memes and a Melbourne rally alongside Bernie Sanders — and for the first time in show history, Colt Brennan is speechless. Plus the DOJ moving to freeze 20,000 California mail ballots, Category 3 Hurricane Trudy steaming toward Mexico’s coast, and callers Ransom, Amabel, Dewitt, Verlene, Salem and Heloise: Dewitt eats the dump button, Verlene’s bingo card is laminated, and Salem’s girlfriend lays down the law on Biketoberfest.
Episode 015 • Thursday, October 15, 2026
NOT ONE RED CENT FOR TERROR! Florida Cuts Voucher Cash to Schools Tied to Terror Groups — Colt and Maxine Detonate!
Florida's State Board of Education slammed the voucher door on any private school tied to a designated terror group — one consent-agenda vote, zero debate, HB 1471 in the rearview — and the CAIR designation puts roughly twenty-five Islamic schools in the blast radius; the Supreme Court lets the FCC skip a pre-election deadline on discounted political ad rates for party committees; Trump's US-Russia diesel deal gets a “very risky choice” scolding from Italy's Meloni; and Biketoberfest rolls in with 125,000 riders expected and extra police after the Froggy's Saloon shooting. Callers Quiller, Tawny, Wycliffe, Iphigenia, Pemberton and Drucilla storm the lines — Pemberton hits the dump button, Tawny the student out-argues the hosts, and Drucilla dials the wrong number and stays for the politics anyway.
Episode 014 • Wednesday, October 14, 2026
15 MONTHS FOR FIGHTING THE TROOPERS! Jacksonville Woman Sentenced — Colt and Maxine Explode!
Jennifer Susan Cruz of Jacksonville gets fifteen months in federal prison for punching and kicking Florida Highway Patrol troopers working with ICE on Beach Boulevard — Trooper Jessica Manganaro can’t open a can with her fractured finger — and Colt calls it a mercy while Maxine calls it a felony record at forty-one for ninety seconds of losing it. Callers Fenwick and Octavie of DeLand storm the lines. Plus: the Goliath coaster tragedy at Six Flags Over Georgia — forty-two-year-old Hassan Kariem dead, four riders hurt, nine coasters grounded — and Eldridge of Deltona has to explain it to his eleven-year-old; Bulgaria and Romania take Black Sea ship attacks to NATO; the Shores Resort in Daytona Beach racks up ten health violations and Ives of Orange City is still worried about his anniversary shrimp; and Kerensa of DeLand scolds them both for giving the dead man a segment and the sentencing the whole hour. Goodnight, Volusia.
Episode 013 • Tuesday, October 13, 2026
TWO EXECUTIONS, ONE DAY! Florida Carries Out Two Death Warrants 12 Hours Apart — Colt and Maxine Duke It Out!
Florida executes James Robertson in the morning and William Lee Thompson, 74, at six tonight — two death warrants in twelve hours — and Colt calls it justice keeping its appointment while Maxine calls the seven-to-five jury vote a coin flip with a gavel. Callers Dashiell of DeLand and Adelaide of Deltona storm the lines on execution day, Knox of Orange City wants the polluters to pay the DeLand water bill, Evangeline of DeLand fumes over her brown faucet, and Felicity of Daytona Beach eats the dump button for profiling the Houthis by zodiac sign. Plus: a new Axios poll puts Medicare for All supporters ahead nearly two-to-one, the president warns the “not nice” Houthis after the Riyadh airport attack, and DeLand’s PFAS cleanup could cost ratepayers a quarter-billion through 2036.
Episode 012 • Monday, October 12, 2026
THE $1,800 QUESTION! Amendment 3's Massive Property-Tax Cut Hits the Ballot in 22 Days — Colt and Maxine Go to War!
Twenty-two days out, Florida votes on Amendment 3 — the biggest property-tax cut in state history, worth eighteen hundred bucks to the average homeowner by 2028 — and Colt calls it real money back in your pocket while Maxine demands to know which fire station closes first. Callers Callum of DeLand and Griselda of Deltona storm the lines — the twenty-nine-year-old homeowner promising to buy his own flashlight versus the seventy-one-year-old renter whose landlord has never lowered the rent once in twenty-two years — Pembroke rockets from the pre-dawn federal raid on Rep. Ilhan Omar’s D.C. home to Dale’s boat, Tavis eats the dump button for the parking-lot plan, and Orla of DeLand gets the last word on six-dollar airport pretzels. Plus: Houthi missiles slam Riyadh’s airport a second straight day, a judge nukes the taxpayer-funded pro-Trump ad buy, and the Bulldogs hang fifty-seven on University.
Episode 011 • Friday, October 9, 2026
SOVEREIGNTY OR SPITE?! The Hague Sanctioned Hours After the Nobel Snub — Colt and Maxine Explode!
Hours after ex-ICC judge Navi Pillay wins the Nobel Peace Prize, Rubio slaps fresh sanctions on the International Criminal Court — Colt calls it sovereignty, Maxine calls it a post-snub tantrum. Callers Hobart, Bernice, Yancy, Odell, Mabelline and Zora storm the lines — a two-tour vet dresses Maxine down, a librarian buries Colt in facts, grandma Mabelline out-argues Colt with lint in her pockets, and Zora’s aura talk from Cassadaga eats the dump button. Plus: no Iran strike before the midterms, a 7.6 quake rocks Panama with a tsunami threat, and Volusia’s law library faces the ax.
Episode 010 • Thursday, October 8, 2026
ERASED! Court Deletes the Hope Florida Grand Jury Report — Colt and Maxine Go to War!
An appeals court wipes the Hope Florida grand jury report — the “sophisticated scheme” money trail that walked ten million Medicaid-settlement dollars from the first lady’s charity to a political committee — in an appeal where nobody was allowed to argue the other side. Colt calls it vindication, Maxine calls it a three-hundred-thousand-dollar taxpayer cover-up, and callers Hal, Lucy, Oscar, Ruby and Edna storm the lines — nineteen-year-old Lucy from DeLand steals the hour, and grandma Edna gets the dump button mid-Blue-Spring-story. Plus: the president’s Fort Hood firing-squad order, 33 dead in a Ukraine bus bombing, and Volusia’s thirteen-million-dollar ECHO spending spree.
Tropical Storm Isaias does donuts in the Gulf — DeSantis declares a 25-county state of emergency, and Volusia isn’t on the list, so DeLand builds a water museum while Panhandle Marvin boards up like it’s Michael all over again. Callers Marvin, Rhoda, Lenny, Selma, Anita and Ted flood the lines — Ted gets the dump button for asking the moon about the hurricane — plus Trump’s 70 million automatic kid savings accounts, Messi’s emotional Argentina farewell at the Monumental, and the DeLand Bulldogs volleyball three-peat.
Episode 008 • Tuesday, October 6, 2026
LET ’EM TAKE OUT LOS ANGELES?! Trump’s Rally Bombshell Torches the Lines!
President Trump’s Nebraska rally line — “let ’em take out Los Angeles, let ’em take out San Diego” — sends the Volusia lines into meltdown: Doyle the vet says the truth costs money at the pump, Tilda calls the words poison, Merle asks if he can put tax-free red diesel in his pickup, Rance earns the dump button for a dubbing conspiracy, and Vesper tier-lists American cities by taco truck. Plus: the Palm Beach GOP’s voter-guide meltdown, Volusia’s twelve-month license-plate reader moratorium, the Bulldogs’ 67–0 rout, a DeLand High grad heading home from orbit, and Gaza on the eve of the October 7th anniversary.
Episode 007 • Monday, October 5, 2026
A Deadly Bus Crash, Zero Seatbelts, and Colt vs. Maxine!
A Winter Haven school bus rolled over this morning, killing a tenth-grade girl and the driver of the other car — and Colt wants seatbelts on every Florida school bus by yesterday while Maxine waves the compartmentalization data and the retrofit bill. Callers Porter, Juniper, Alfred, Cornelia, Quinn and Vesta storm the lines — a 31-year bus driver says the answer is the driver, not the strap, and Vesta gets the dump button for “follow the phosphate.” Plus the Supreme Court’s new term opens, Brazil heads to a runoff, and DeLand’s water bill climbs for five years.
Episode 006 • Friday, October 2, 2026
Eleven Mystery Cameras and Nobody Will Claim Them!
St. Lucie County went to tear down Flock license-plate cameras and found fourteen more nobody permitted — eleven still unclaimed, one found gone after somebody snuck it down in the night. Colt turns libertarian over Senator Hawley’s Stop Flock Abuse Act with the ACLU while Maxine counts stalking cops and a federal jury’s unconstitutional-stop verdict — and callers Garrison, Mercedes, Dwight, Sonny, Lorelei and Rigby storm the lines. Lorelei says they’re bird drones. Rigby confesses to a bench warrant live on air. Plus Hegseth fires a fifth of the generals, Brazil votes Sunday, and Deltona High’s own Luke Delaney is in orbit.
Episode 005 • Thursday, October 1, 2026
A Billion-Dollar Swamp Jail, Eleven Months, Zero Answers!
DeSantis defended every penny of Alligator Alcatraz this afternoon — $1.2 billion in state emergency money, eleven months of operation, 25,000 detentions, and only $80 million of the $600 million in authorized federal reimbursement back. Colt calls it mission accomplished, Maxine does the math ($48,000 a head) while a federal inspector general’s ten recommendations go forever unanswered. Callers Blythe, Isadora, Cormac, Flannery, Kingsley and Lavinia light up the lines — Blythe meets the dump button twice. Plus the Supreme Court takes up mandatory detention, Russia rattles NATO over Kaliningrad, and it’s Luke Delaney Day at Deltona High ahead of the SpaceX Crew-13 launch.
Episode 004 • Wednesday, September 30, 2026
Badges, Cameras, and a Stalker in Uniform!
Two Pinellas deputies got arrested this morning for using Flock license-plate cameras to stalk women — one chased a seventeen-year-old girl to her school and her fast-food job, the other ran a woman’s plate three hundred times. Colt calls the system a crime-fighter, Maxine calls it a stalker’s starter kit, and callers Waldo, Euphemia, Odessa, Leander and Zinnia pour gasoline on the fire. Plus the U.S. bans a billion dollars of Canadian booze, dairy and motorcycles, five terror suspects walk free on bail near a U.S. air base in England, and DeBary’s own Luke Delaney rides a pillar of fire to the space station tomorrow.
Episode 003 • Tuesday, September 29, 2026
Six O'Clock and the Needle!
Florida executes seventy-seven-year-old Curtis Beasley at six p.m. — the state’s sixteenth execution this year, his jury’s recommendation not even unanimous, and his lawyers saying he’s fading. Justice Thomas killed the final stay without a word. Callers Yardley, Belva, Osgood, Hortense and Priscilla bring the heat — Stanislaus brings a hammer and gets the dump button. Plus Jack Smith testifies as Grassley says the Arctic Frost probe vacuumed up texts from nearly fifty reporters and bank records from thousands of Americans, the UN extends the Haiti force hours after gangs kill eleven, and DeLand’s Madison Dusenbury birdie-birdie-birdies the last three to win the Volusia-Flagler girls golf title.
Episode 002 • Monday, September 28, 2026
Tie the Robots to the Mast!
Florida’s attorney general asks a judge to put a leash on OpenAI — no new models without outside oversight, and minors off ChatGPT entirely. Colt cries “Department of Pre-Crime!” until a mom from DeBary shuts the whole debate down in one call. Callers Orson, Lettie, Bruno, Frieda and Garland storm the lines — Garland gets the dump button mid–Buc-ee’s story. Plus the DOJ’s handgun memo for 18-to-20-year-olds (big talk, zero change in Florida), Trump rejects Iran’s ceasefire at $4.47 a gallon, and a gas-pump argument at the Circle K on Kepler Road ends in a shooting.
Episode 001 • Friday, September 25, 2026
Ten Million and a Tirade
The debut! A grand jury says the DeSantis administration “misappropriated” $10 million in taxpayer money through Hope Florida — and the Attorney General responds by suggesting that asking about it might be a crime. Colt calls it a hit job, Maxine calls it a fire alarm, and a caller named Pam discovers the dump button. Plus Florida drops four school vaccine requirements, Trump and Xi walk into the National Archives, and the Bulldogs pitch back-to-back shutouts.